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Chaldean Chronicles: Cadence of the Lostgrail
✅ Chaldean Valentine / 〚❤|valentines-4 / Ushiwakamaru and Blackbeard get wasted
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Baka | Olga, Theisoa 2022-02-13 10:53 PM
10:53 PM
@Vormal/Asstolfo/Morban/Sword/Cat
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Blackbeard BOT 2022-02-14 9:57 AM
He was not called by a Master, no. Blackbeard was the greatest Pirate that ever was, he wouldn't have been called for just some mere cause such as saving Humanity. No. He was called.. for Love..! He had heard the call for it, and this is what he was here for today. To Show the Lucky Lady of today the B-Man. So he had dressed up, gotten ready to unleash his gentlemanly move upon this fortunate woman. Though this place being a dungeon kind of kills his romancing mood, like c'mon, this is like a Pirates least favorite place to be in!
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Ushiwakamaru || Heaven-Sent Child of Kurama BOT 2022-02-14 10:25 AM
As Blackbeard walked into the parlor, his date would already be there, prim and proper, diligently sitting on the seat waiting for him to arrive… not. Rather, when Blackbeard walked into the dungeon, what awaited him instead would be a copious amount of bottles scattered on the table, his date sitting down on the chair, chugging down yet another bottle of wine, with all the care in the world of a newborn chick, which is to say none. A scarlet red flush was obviously present on her face as she happily downed her god knows what numberth bottle. The moment he walked in, she faced her head towards him before lazily smiling and waving towards him, a half empty bottle in hand. “Hic… that really hit the spot… Heyyy~ oh, Benkei, is that you?! Why didn’t you tell me you were here sooner! Come over here, come, come, share a drink with me! Your Lord demands it! These ‘Idahleons’ definitely know how to make some good spirits! It’s even better than some of the sake we stole from the Taira clan back during Yashima!”
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Blackbeard BOT 2022-02-14 10:27 AM
What the fuck. Well, he can certainly work with this. Well, he'll try. This Girl is tiny!
10:28 AM
"Hey there~! It is me, Blackbeard your dear Date. Don't worry Girl, I'll treat you right. I'm a Gentleman, of the most Gentle variety.."
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Ushiwakamaru || Heaven-Sent Child of Kurama BOT 2022-02-14 10:48 AM
”Mm~? Blackbeard..?What’s that… I’ve never heard such a term before… Ah! Is that a snack you bought here, Benkei? Very well, I was just thinking it would be great to pair something with this fine wine they handed out! Your lord praises you! Come, bring it over, I’ll even let pour you drink personally in thanks! You’ve done well today, fuahahaha!” Unfortunately for Blackbeard, in Ushiwakamaru’s currently alcohol fueled mind, she was unable to comprehend his message clearly…
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Blackbeard BOT 2022-02-14 11:03 AM
"Snack..? Hey, hey wait aren't we moving a bit fast here?"
11:06 AM
"C'mon, at least tell me your name first, Woman."
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Ushiwakamaru || Heaven-Sent Child of Kurama BOT 2022-02-14 8:42 PM
"Mm? Oi, Benkei, don't tell me you hit your head on your way here, did you? What's with that face, hic, it's me, Ushiwakamaru! Ushi-waka-maru! Your lord and master! Make sure you remember that now, if you know what's good for you! And don't tell me your underestimating the speed of the Tengu now!" She pouted in annoyance and angrily waved the now empty wine bottle at Blackbeard... wait, when did she even empty that bottle anyways!?
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Blackbeard BOT 2022-02-15 8:08 AM
"Ha! Ha! Ha! You must be quite drunk already, it's Blackbeard, not Benkei!" Well, either way. The Pirate will join this Tiny Female in drinking. Drinking is just something Pirates are good at in the first place. "You sure know how to throw a party."
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Ushiwakamaru || Heaven-Sent Child of Kurama BOT 2022-02-15 10:07 AM
Upon realizing her mistake, Ushiwakamaru looked with surprise, before she quietly signed. “Ah, so Benkei isn’t here after all… a shame, I was looking forward to meeting him again…truly, how lamentable…” Before Blackbeard could mistake her sorrow for that of concern, her next line quashed it. “Hahhh… I had wanted to force him to jump and hand all his wallet and valuables over to me…” She then took another bottle of wine and began downing it.
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Blackbeard BOT 2022-02-15 2:48 PM
"For someone so small you sure got a rotten heart. No clue who ya are from your name alone but you musta been one hell of a villain back in the day!"
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